Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I'm of the view that the growth of easily accessible internet porn is responsible for the obesity crisis.When I was a lad me and my mates would walk MILES round the countryside on a grot-hunt.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:31,
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I found a stash of about 30 grot mags cunningly concealed in a carrier bag by a hedge when I was about 14.I don't know who dumps 30 grot mags in a carrier bag next to a public path, but bloody hell, if they were coming back for it later they would be sadly disappointed.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:18,
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Only onceHave I ever found a porn mag, and as i was only about 8 or 9, me and my girly mates giggled over it for a while then I put it into the post box at the end of our road.
We hung around to wait for the box to be emptied and giggled a lot more when the postie glanced around then slipped it into his jacket
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