Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Caught by Mum. And then it all went wrong.A mate of mine (we'll call him Nick) was living with his parents in the late eighties. 'Risky Business' was on TV. He recorded it.
At about two in the morning he crept down into the living room in his boxer shorts and quietly rewinded the VHS to that scene where Rebecca De Mornay gets her tits out in a subway.
He got going.
About a minute in, the door opened and his Mum walked in.
She took a look at her only son kneeling before a wobbly freeze frame of a topless woman reclining, his boxers concealing an obvious erection.
Then she said "Nick, what are you doing?"
There was a pause.
And then he came.
She took a look at the large growing stain on the front of his boxers and said "Nick, what's that?"
He left home about a day later.
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waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:55,
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What a completely excellent way to get children you'd really rather move out to take the plunge.
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She sounds completely thickWasn't it fucking obvious what he was doing ?
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