Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I went to school witha Simon Staines. Our music teacher had an accent & insisted on being called "Master". His surname was Bates. His favorite student was Simon.
Music was funny for all except those 2!
True story.
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 1:43, 1 reply)
I don't think your teacher would be a wanker if he called himself that. No touching allowed! No sense of humour!
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