Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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It's practically impossible to plant that seed in a males brain and for that not to happen at least once imo. Can't remember what comedian did this but he was bantering with a teenage kid (16) in his audience and said that next time you wank, just at the vinegar strokes, you will think of me....Poor kid, ha!
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:01, 1 reply)
Aye. It's like saying 'don't think of an elephant'.I mean, not that Juan's...I didn't mean...I'll get me coat.
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haha yeahReminds me of ghostbusters, when whatever they think of will be the harbringer of doom and destruction -
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
And don't worry about Juan, she is a hot milf in real life. Mums net is just way too tame for her sense of humour ;)
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