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Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

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(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Aye. It's like saying 'don't think of an elephant'.
I mean, not that Juan's...I didn't mean...I'll get me coat.
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:02, 1 reply)
haha yeah
Reminds me of ghostbusters, when whatever they think of will be the harbringer of doom and destruction -

I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!

And don't worry about Juan, she is a hot milf in real life. Mums net is just way too tame for her sense of humour ;)
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:27, closed)

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