Wanking Disasters Part II
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I like to think that I am THE wanking disaster
as I have been known to conclude an argument with male workmates with 'Oh, and I KNOW you'll be thinking of ME when you have a wank!'
Never heard back if they did, but they wouldn't tell me now, would they?
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:51, 9 replies)
as I have been known to conclude an argument with male workmates with 'Oh, and I KNOW you'll be thinking of ME when you have a wank!'
Never heard back if they did, but they wouldn't tell me now, would they?
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:51, 9 replies)
Depends what you are wearing.
Nice to think little babs out there are down to your lovely face...or boobs...or ....
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:53, closed)
Nice to think little babs out there are down to your lovely face...or boobs...or ....
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:53, closed)
It's practically
impossible to plant that seed in a males brain and for that not to happen at least once imo. Can't remember what comedian did this but he was bantering with a teenage kid (16) in his audience and said that next time you wank, just at the vinegar strokes, you will think of me....Poor kid, ha!
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:01, closed)
impossible to plant that seed in a males brain and for that not to happen at least once imo. Can't remember what comedian did this but he was bantering with a teenage kid (16) in his audience and said that next time you wank, just at the vinegar strokes, you will think of me....Poor kid, ha!
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:01, closed)
Aye. It's like saying 'don't think of an elephant'.
I mean, not that Juan's...I didn't mean...I'll get me coat.
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:02, closed)
I mean, not that Juan's...I didn't mean...I'll get me coat.
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:02, closed)
haha yeah
Reminds me of ghostbusters, when whatever they think of will be the harbringer of doom and destruction -
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
And don't worry about Juan, she is a hot milf in real life. Mums net is just way too tame for her sense of humour ;)
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:27, closed)
Reminds me of ghostbusters, when whatever they think of will be the harbringer of doom and destruction -
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
And don't worry about Juan, she is a hot milf in real life. Mums net is just way too tame for her sense of humour ;)
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:27, closed)
*clicks on Juan Quar's profile - piccy attached?*
*Disappointed*
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:48, closed)
*Disappointed*
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:48, closed)
heheheheheh
Got you lot too now.
*lounges back on leopardskin cushions*
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:33, closed)
Got you lot too now.
*lounges back on leopardskin cushions*
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:33, closed)
I have already warned Mrs. Arrow
That if I shout Juan Quar during climax, it means I love you in Spanish. ;)
( , Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:55, closed)
That if I shout Juan Quar during climax, it means I love you in Spanish. ;)
( , Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:55, closed)
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