Wanking Disasters Part II
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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It's the wee hours of the morning over here.
I woke up about 3am out of a nightmare, one of those anxiety-inducing ones involving not having paid the mortgage or forgetting a job interview or something else possibly realistic that makes you wake up with your heart trip-hammering, and was unable to get back to sleep without going straight back to the nightmares. So I did the only sensible thing- quietly came downstairs to get online to distract myself until I could go back to sleep.
After a half an hour I was wide awake, and thought, "Hey, I know what will make me sleep!" and went in search of something inspirational. I finally found myself on MyFreeCams, admiring a properly curvy Romanian girl with her norks out shaking her pert round butt, and was getting into the mood of things when someone else in the chatroom posted an animated graphic. I glanced at it, frowned for a second, then realized that I had seen that graphic before- in fact, waitaminute, I think I know where I've seen it-
Yup, b3ta has gone viral again.
Suddenly the gyrations of the Romanian girl seemed a little less inspiring, as all I could see was this goddam bouncing mouse next to her bouncing norks. It instantly went from erotic to comical.
Arse. And now I'm still awake.
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:21, 3 replies)
I woke up about 3am out of a nightmare, one of those anxiety-inducing ones involving not having paid the mortgage or forgetting a job interview or something else possibly realistic that makes you wake up with your heart trip-hammering, and was unable to get back to sleep without going straight back to the nightmares. So I did the only sensible thing- quietly came downstairs to get online to distract myself until I could go back to sleep.
After a half an hour I was wide awake, and thought, "Hey, I know what will make me sleep!" and went in search of something inspirational. I finally found myself on MyFreeCams, admiring a properly curvy Romanian girl with her norks out shaking her pert round butt, and was getting into the mood of things when someone else in the chatroom posted an animated graphic. I glanced at it, frowned for a second, then realized that I had seen that graphic before- in fact, waitaminute, I think I know where I've seen it-
Yup, b3ta has gone viral again.
Suddenly the gyrations of the Romanian girl seemed a little less inspiring, as all I could see was this goddam bouncing mouse next to her bouncing norks. It instantly went from erotic to comical.
Arse. And now I'm still awake.
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:21, 3 replies)
Similar problem here
I can read qotw in the office because it doesn't have wierd looking pics posted on it. Much.
Good old adblock.
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:13, closed)
I can read qotw in the office because it doesn't have wierd looking pics posted on it. Much.
Good old adblock.
( , Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:13, closed)
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