Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Wanking with any kind of shower gel or personal wash product is a bad idea.The detergent in most of them (sodium lauryl or laureth sulphate) is a known irritant, and is not generally used in products meant for sensitive skin.
To be honest, you got off lightly; cheap stuff tends to have a lot less SLS or SLES in it than premium products. Though some of the branders are really cutting their own throats in terms of product performance these days.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:24,
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