Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I had a run in with South African girl on the tube the other day. She accused me of wanking at her... All I gave her was a little harmless wink...Pfft some people!
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:55, 2 replies)
is that not the wrong way round?saffers tend to pronounce as the letter a as an i, not the other way round.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 24 Feb 2011, 6:32,
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That's nothingYou should have seen what happened when I misunderstood my Safrican lady friend's statement "I really love jazz"
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:43, closed)
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