Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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There are things that shouldn't be shared. I really wish I had the audacity to share names, but lets just say there is a girl in the West Midlands that can easily orgasm on the train and does so frequently.
In my mind its just dirty, at least go to the loo.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 1:22, 4 replies)
And lose my seat?Not likely.
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on the traindetails details what train what station what she look like etc etc
don't want to end up sniffing the wrong seat and then being accused of perving some old granny with a leaky catheter bag or worse a soggy mimsy yuk thats just gross not my type of thing but maybe you could post a scratch and sniff sample here on the interweb thingy , you know just so we can tell the difference like , not for personal gain or pleasure like
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:17,
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CarefulI think sniffing any seats on trains in the West Midlands is a risky business.
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At the same time?Now that really could get messy.
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