Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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VibrationsThe vibrations are probably what makes me hard every fucking time I'm on the bus. I don't find buses erotic however.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 2:36, 1 reply)
This phenomenon is known as 'travel fat'Passenger A: "Isn't this your stop? Aren't you getting off?"
Passenger B: "Well I would, but I appear to have acquired some travel fat."
etc.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:25, closed)
Also known asDiesel Dick and Convoy Cock.
I think the number of names for it gives an indication of how common it is
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