Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Ridged for your pleasureThe first time I met the woman who would eventually become my wife she was introduced as 'Pan handle': a nickname received because of her close relationship with a detachable handle from a camping pan. Not sure if it's a disaster, but being referred to by your favourite wanking instrument is a little demeaning.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:59, 3 replies)
Oh I'm not so sure young man.Your sincerely
Warm towel and downward pressure on the toilet lid Esquire.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 16:09, closed)
You are Robbie Coltrane in Crackeraicmfp
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 16:09,
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Is your wife's maiden name actuallyPamela Handle and you've not got very good hearing?
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