Special Dan
The windowlicker of our workplace.
I work in a business that teaches IT and Sales, we hired a 16 year old office monkey called dan who is the thickest guy i have ever met in my life, he's not retarded or anything but has the lowest IQ of any person,animal or glass of water i have ever met.

Some of the Nuggets.

.Stopping him answering the phones as he could not pronounce the company name, (it's four letters long)

.Thinking Glaswegian was a country

.Stopping him making coffee as he always forgets to put coffee in

.eating three course meals on the reception desk and talking to customers with his mouth full

.Not being able to sort the filing cabinet alphabetically

He's a lovely chap but he makes jade goody look like Albert Eistein.

Length? Till the end of the month mate.

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( Trollman, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:38, 4 replies)

Dan....
I don't want to be picky but shouldn't it be Albert Einstein........I thought you said it was Dan that was a bit thick..Mmmmmnnngg
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:45, closed)

As i was
saying to the wonderful Misanthrope in earlier deleted replys, i am sneakily writing this at work with a lot of Alt-Tab.

:_} get me a sunshine coach and ill go join Dan in the land of MnNNNNNGg
( Trollman, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:51, closed)

I haven't even read your story yet
but I like to read window licker as
widowlicker
it just makes me happy

edit: now I have, I worked with someone who used to water the plants in the fishtank once a week, serious.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 5:58, closed)

hehehehe
lower IQ than a glass of water........now THAT's funny
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 0:12, closed)