Derek Pratt...
The most awful human I have ever had the misfortune to work with was a gentlemen called, I kid you not, Derek Pratt...

You could not make this bloke up.

Derek was a gangling seven foot tall, thin as a rake, Kiwi, born-again fundamentalist Christian f*ckstick, constantly shaking with nerves and pent up sexual aggression.
He was also the most brown-nosed slimey, snidey wretch of a forty year old freak I have ever encountered.
He had two young children and refused to have a television in his house, or 'Satan Box' I believe it was known as.

I once got drunk and wrote 'I hate Jesus' on a post-it and stuck it on his computer.
The next morning he was practically in tears.
(wrigglesworth, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 11:44, 4 replies)

This made me tremble...
...with the memory I once had a BF with that name. Brrrr. He was far from Christian though. Probably his most appealing feature.
(Siouxfan I'm not staring at you, I am just short sighted, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:39, closed)

*Shudder*
It wouldnt have been so bad if our boss hadn't been called Colin Digby...
(wrigglesworth, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 16:43, closed)

to a christian dickhead on Xmas
one of my friends got the jesus from the nativity sceen in his loungeroom and put it on top of his pron mags with a post it saying "baby jesus is watching you"
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 6:17, closed)

remember....
every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

muhahaha
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:35, closed)