Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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A short onecos if I get it in before deadline there's a huge fat one also...
We were working in a bit of a Public Sector Body that was at the time a little bit underproductive. This was largely because The Team was going to be moved out of London to ...wait for it... Gatwick. Unfortunately, most of the staff oddly enough, lived in London... but I digress...
To work out Why we were so unproductive they brought in a Management Consultant (these guys are Even More Unpopular in the public sector than everywhere else)
In short as promised, as well as being a management consultant (whatever?) he was meant to be an expert in 'Body Language'. He must have had a rare old time as everyone found him so fnckjinh creepy that they tensed up as soon as he appeared...
Having stary blue eyes, a wavy mullet and breathing in dramatically and telling my colleague what perfume she was wearing didn't help him.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:00, Reply)
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