Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Off Mugs and MuslimsGot to the office, made coffee and proceeded to get my morning caffiene fix!
AAaargh, sugar, fucking loads off it, some other bastard had used my mug and it had not been washed properly!
Cleaned the said mug and waited for the Office Boy to arrive.
On his arrival I ensured that he saw me get my knob out and wipe it around the inside of the mug!
As planned, he told everyone, I was confident that no-one would ever use my mug again!
The best laid plan's etc etc came undone when our bitch of an accountant heard about this and went fucking ballistic! No need to go into detail but she is a first class, dyed in the wool, biching fucking cow!
Later, I got a delegation of (muslim) female staff demanding that this mug never be allowed into the kitchen again as they did not want their own "mugs" infected.
Bollocks! Had to buy a new mug, but, I have been informed they suspect the new mug got the same treatment and no-one dares use it now!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 5:10,
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ooh I seeyou're the bastard colleague in this case
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:53, closed)
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