Zogg
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This was one of the strangest people I ever worked with. A black guy who's name I forget who we all just called Zogg.

He'd been working with us for about a week when we had a meeting of all the senior IT geeks about a planned upgrade we were going to do at the weekend. The meeting was going well with everyone seeming to know what needed doing, by when and by who. And then Zogg piped up:

"Do you know that the dolphin is the only animal, apart from man, who masterbates?"

"What the fuck are you on about" says Tony The Nose who had been in full flow before Zogg interrupted "And what fucking planet are you from - Zogg?"

And so Zogg was christened.


"Anyway" calls Tony. "Dolphins can't wank 'cos they haven't got any fucking hands!!"


There was a another incident with Zogg that amused me. He had a shaved head and, on the back of his nick he had a thick scar about three inches long where he'd had some growth removed. It was very noticeable.

So Zogg was working away one day when Tony The Nose walked past behind him, checked in his stride and stopped. Then he got his wallet out, pulled out his cash card and tried to stick it into Zoggs scar..

"What the fuck you doing man!" cried Zogg

"Take it easy - I'm just trying get a tenner out" says Tony....


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 5:41, 5 replies)

Wanking animals
Dolphins do masterbate - I think they toss each other off. But they're not the only animals - chimps and monkeys do it, elephants also I think, and if you search the internet you'll find a clip of a walrus playing with his todger.

Now I'm off back to Planet Zogg.
(enile, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:21, closed)

Apparently
Dolphins are the only animals, except for humans, who have sex for fun rather than purely for procreative purposes. That's quite possible.

But how did we find that out? Which dolphin told David Attenborough? And what proof is there?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:48, closed)

The Bonobo
has sex just to say 'hello' and, in fact, at pretty much all other times.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:43, closed)

To Be Honest
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I don't care if dolphins wank or not ( but I do wonder what they think of...).

The reason we all thought this was weird was because it was Zoggs sole contribution to a highly technical IT discussion....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:21, closed)

dirty dirty makems:
when wanking all dolphins dream of going to Sunderland...





...'cos its where all the other wankers go.

boom ching
(i anglepoise, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:15, closed)