Oh feck it
A grizzly got loose on campus a while ago. The place went crazy, everybody running around everywhere, panicking, screaming.

We were a bear-stirred college.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:15, 7 replies)

sorry
I'd now like to retract my own existence.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:16, closed)

...
We've created a monster!

*click*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:17, closed)

Off subject and off tits
"We've created a monster"!
Now, is it just me but don't most of the studio mad professors that spout the above normally whinge on about how long it's taken, how many setbacks they've had etc.etc.
So, when they succeed, they should be cackling "We've DEVELOPED a monster!"

Sorry but I'm monumentally stoned.

Great post though!
"click"
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:26, closed)

@Captain
I'd expect nothing less of you...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:28, closed)

as long as
the monster is the current pun escalation (current puns, hee hee) and not me, that's fine.

Yes, I say more monster R&D, less of the obviously non-optimal, rapid monster protyping approach.

Also something that annoys me - people who say 'meteroic rise'. I'm no astrophysicist, but meteors never seem to rise.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:30, closed)

Similarly,
when people use "quantum leap" to describe how quickly something's improved. Sure, it's sudden, but do they have any idea how small a quantum leap actually is?


_{Hangs geeky head in shame}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:37, closed)

I once
watched a news report about the imminent collapse of United Airlines post-9/11. The reporter said they were "literally haemorrhaging money" yet oddly they didn't show a picture of this rather unique event.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:42, closed)