Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Even though its late, but better late than never :DNot a colleague, a classmate, but JUST as much as a bastard.
Our villan of this tale shall be called George, for that is the name of this annoying prick.
At the start of the year when we were all getting used to each other and introductions were quiet and polite, George seemed ok.
But dear readers, that changed.
It started off small and unnoticed by all but a few classmates (rather much like a zombie infestation lol) and tales were told that he was backstabbing, refused to do work and was just an arse. I regret to say I turned the other cheek and started speaking to him and I quickly found out I shouldnt have turned anything!
Within the past few months he has:
- tried to make one of the girls in the class cheat on her boyfriend (and nearly got away with it too, thank FUCK she saw sense)
- fall out with everyone including one of our lecturers.
- managed to disgust us all in Burger King when he litterally, eats a DOUBLE whopper thing in less than four bites, and does this EVERYTIME!
Id go on but i'm too ill thinking about it.
Length?
Not even there on him.
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:05, 5 replies)
That bastard!He flirts with women and eats quickly? Unthinkable!
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:20, closed)
Bless ya......you're in for a wee bit of a shock when you enter the world of employment.
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:31, closed)
Yeah things get a lot worse from here..
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:41, closed)
Double whooper in 4 bites.........how big is a whooper compared to a big mac? I can eat a big mac in 3 bites without struggling too much. might try a whooper though.
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 15:51, closed)
tried to make a girl cheat on her boyfriend...in my experience, there has to be some kind of mutual thing going on for that to work....
poopipepirate: a whopper is much bigger than a big mac
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 9:54,
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