I'm loosing the will to live now....
...and I've always been vivacious and loved life.

Ok that may not strictly be true. I was voted student most likely to be found dead in a pool of blood.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 15:38, 6 replies)

I thought it was...

most likely to be found dancing in a pool of someone else's blood?

(Someone like me if I do anymore puns apparently)

*runs and ducks for cover*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 30 Jan 2008, 15:44, closed)

soooooooooooo
you wouldn't be interested to know what teams of Lawyers, hollywood icons and miners would be?

no?

a bar star coal league

(gets to fuck before being sent there)
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 15:50, closed)

I was voted most likely to go into politics and become the next women prime minister.

I had power issues back then....and I liked to boss everyone around (that bit hasn't changed).
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 15:52, closed)

And soooooooo...

I take it you wouldn’t like to hear that it’s a dull pain to make the mating sound to the main male breeding dog of Barste Rottweillers (can you see where this is going?)

Or…

(lumme)…

A Barste stud call aches?

*changes identity*

*Will soon be known as 'MrTwistyCheeky'*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 30 Jan 2008, 16:01, closed)

Those two statements are not mutually exclusive
Whenever a person is found dead in a pool of blood, they are ALWAYS described as having been vivacious and having loved life. I'd be worried if I were you.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 16:39, closed)

Could be worse
UNdead in a pool of blood...

"brrrrrrains!"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jan 2008, 16:47, closed)