Bastard Colleagues
You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
( , Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
( , Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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I'm loosing the will to live now....
...and I've always been vivacious and loved life.
Ok that may not strictly be true. I was voted student most likely to be found dead in a pool of blood.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2008, 15:38, 6 replies)
...and I've always been vivacious and loved life.
Ok that may not strictly be true. I was voted student most likely to be found dead in a pool of blood.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2008, 15:38, 6 replies)
I thought it was...
most likely to be found dancing in a pool of someone else's blood?
(Someone like me if I do anymore puns apparently)
*runs and ducks for cover*
( , Wed 30 Jan 2008, 15:44, closed)
most likely to be found dancing in a pool of someone else's blood?
(Someone like me if I do anymore puns apparently)
*runs and ducks for cover*
( , Wed 30 Jan 2008, 15:44, closed)
soooooooooooo
you wouldn't be interested to know what teams of Lawyers, hollywood icons and miners would be?
no?
a bar star coal league
(gets to fuck before being sent there)
( , Wed 30 Jan 2008, 15:50, closed)
you wouldn't be interested to know what teams of Lawyers, hollywood icons and miners would be?
no?
a bar star coal league
(gets to fuck before being sent there)
( , Wed 30 Jan 2008, 15:50, closed)
I was voted most likely to go into politics and become the next women prime minister.
I had power issues back then....and I liked to boss everyone around (that bit hasn't changed).
( , Wed 30 Jan 2008, 15:52, closed)
And soooooooo...
I take it you wouldn’t like to hear that it’s a dull pain to make the mating sound to the main male breeding dog of Barste Rottweillers (can you see where this is going?)
Or…
(lumme)…
A Barste stud call aches?
*changes identity*
*Will soon be known as 'MrTwistyCheeky'*
( , Wed 30 Jan 2008, 16:01, closed)
I take it you wouldn’t like to hear that it’s a dull pain to make the mating sound to the main male breeding dog of Barste Rottweillers (can you see where this is going?)
Or…
(lumme)…
A Barste stud call aches?
*changes identity*
*Will soon be known as 'MrTwistyCheeky'*
( , Wed 30 Jan 2008, 16:01, closed)
Those two statements are not mutually exclusive
Whenever a person is found dead in a pool of blood, they are ALWAYS described as having been vivacious and having loved life. I'd be worried if I were you.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2008, 16:39, closed)
Whenever a person is found dead in a pool of blood, they are ALWAYS described as having been vivacious and having loved life. I'd be worried if I were you.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2008, 16:39, closed)
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