Filling my boat
Knowing that the Club on the turn has completed his flush ... as it made my full house.

Oh, and making a loose call with 3's and seeing another two on the flop.
( Cheeses of Nazareth Where's Captain Kirk? www.whereiskirk.com, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:30, 7 replies)

I ... I ...
I understand all those words, but have absolutely no fucking idea whatsoever what you are on about. Its the reading equivalent of a trip.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:37, closed)

Whoooosssshhhhhhh
over my head.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:49, closed)

I understand your joy
Pocket 2's, a bit worse for wear, all in.

heads up, opponent shows a pair of bullets, 3rd card gives him another.

Last 2 cards out are 2's. Beautiful.
(Strump striving for imperfection since, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:57, closed)

Ouch
I bet he loved you!
(mark schmark, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:15, closed)

The Nuts....
there's nothing like holding them.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:30, closed)

last £5
pocket aces, all in. mate has a pair of ladies and one on the table.
no money to get home.
ace on the river.
hell, yeah.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:18, closed)

It's not fun being the one it happens to
Having the nut full house beaten when the tightest player in the world picks the one time in a thousand to limp with 2-3 offsuit. I had 10-10 and the board was 3 10 3 3 6. I simply couldn't believe that he would have limped with anything containg a three except a pair of them, and that obviously wasn't possible.

I've still not forgiven him for that.
( MatJ LOOK, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:53, closed)