People who say money can't buy happiness are talking bollocks.
I could sort my life right out if I had the wonga.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:04, 10 replies)

I'm not sure what that has to do with "Beautiful Moments"
but how much money would sort you out? (not that i'm offering)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:10, closed)

10,000 CREDITS

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:16, closed)

Well my life would be one continuous beautiful moment if someone simply offered to give me £30k NSA.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:24, closed)

I'll give you 50p and half a packet of Fruit Pastilles

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:08, closed)

Cor! Cheers!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:11, closed)

Well...
...I only need 15k to sort my life right out, so fuck Vagabond and get me done on the cheap!

I'll bung him any change, can't say fairer than that.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:46, closed)

Yes but I'm worth more than double you.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:31, closed)

They say that money can't buy you love
but you can certainly rent it for a few hours.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:11, closed)

some bloke said..
"I've been unhappy and poor, I've been unhappy and rich. I know which one I prefer."
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:36, closed)

I have to agree.
Though, in truth, up until the end of last year If I came into money I wouldn't have lasted more than a few weeks.
To quote that book by King James "man cannot live by bread alone". But if anyone has, say £50K spare then I could release my father's money from The People's Democratic Republic of Congo and we could both get upwards of TEN MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!
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(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:04, closed)