I've had a few beautiful moments recently
- My friend's son wouldn't quieten down while his Dad had nipped to the toilet, so I picked him up and sat him on my lap, to read to him. By the time his Dad came back, he was asleep on me, cute as hell!

- Was at a pub quiz, during the music round McFly came on. Seeing the group of Rugby players across from us, with one knowing what song it was, but refusing to admit it, on fear of being mocked by the others. They came 2nd, by half a point. That was genius.

- Seeing a short lad flatten someone twice his size, after the big guy had started on him for knocking his drink over (he'd already bought a full pint to replace it)

But my favourite currently is something that a friend managed to fit into a goodbye letter. A mutual friend of ours has moved to Singapore for a year, so we've done a book for her, full of good luck messages, etc. He managed to fit the sentence "I’m as confused as a retard missing a window" into an otherwise sad letter. The beautiful moment in this was hearing her snort with laughter through her tears. Fantastic.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:52, 1 reply)

People who start fights in pubs due to easily-replaceable spilled liquids should be removed from the gene pool

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:35, closed)