Beautiful Moments, Part TwoLast week I saw a helium balloon cross the road at the lights on a perfectly timed gust of wind. Today I saw four people trying to get into a GWiz electric car. They failed.
What's the best thing you've seen recently?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:49)
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After giving an ex a disappointing 2 minutesI pulled out, splooged and witnessed a glistening arc of jizz shoot out from my cock, fly right over her stomach and norks, and then land straight up her left nostril.
That was quite the sight.
She took it rather well considering, but then it wasn't intentional. She even confirmed it happened to my mates later in the pub.
She had no ill effects, but she did complain that it stung a bit and she could smell cum for ages no matter how hard she blew her nose.
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Dervel OTBC, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:35,
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Aaaah, such exquisite serendipity.I once somehow managed to spatter my lips with my own semen during a bout of frenzied self-abuse. Not a particularly beautiful moment alas.
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This is very nastyyou dirty boy.
Clicky!
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:51,
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I'll do you a deal?If you edit the post to say she felt no ill affects I'll click.
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Clicked.Now to erase any evidence of this exchange and show it to the ladyfriend.
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