two kids selling assorted bits on the sidewalk
sweets and stuff, they were about 6. i just gave them a little money and said they could have it, and good luck. by the looks on their faces it was more money than they'd ever seen. i felt a warm glow all the way down the street, so cute. i still wonder what they were saving up for.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:36, 5 replies)

probably an uzi

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:39, closed)

Or crack
maybe both.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:10, closed)

Yeah, right...
Like any kid would be seen with a poxy Uzi -- the Mac 10 is where it's at ferchizzle.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:39, closed)

See - whenever I offer kids money
the police tend to get involved.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:00, closed)

Likely they were fund raising
for terrorists.

I hope you're happy.
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:50, closed)