Getting home
yesterday to be greeted by Mrs. Arrow, wearing nothing but stockings and suspenders and a lacy bra and knickers. I quickly checked the back door to check if some scoundrel was running out of the back door ;) But luckily it was for me! Pictures included!!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:11, 6 replies)

Then, quite simply
It didn't happen.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:18, closed)

You could
do us some drawings.

Please.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:26, closed)

O.K guys
Here is the picture, I think you'll agree she is all woman! Don't get jealous!

www.sodahead.com/living/woman-kills-boyfriend-by-sitting-on-him-obesity-a-danger-to-everyone/question-835717/?page=2&link=ibaf&imgurl=http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d107/christina1226/Jared-Subway-sex-fat-woman.jpg&q=obese%2Bwoman%2Bin%2Bunderwear
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:01, closed)

You wish that was your wife.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:20, closed)

Vag
What did i say about getting jealous? It involves countless journeys to KFC just to get her fat enough so she never leaves the house but who said real love is easy?
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:25, closed)

You can't see her face....
so she could still be quite a dish, we just don't know.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:25, closed)

Her face is
a picture of beauty, she has a sister if you're interested?
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:36, closed)

not really my type,...
but if you fancy a bit with my bird



I'm sure she'd be up for it.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:43, closed)

Lucky chap
She's a honey!! And I bet she's a cheap dinner date, i am thinking an all you can eat chinese that plays the carpenters on loop (true story), i'm sure she would love the spare ribs. I'm also a mean xylophone player so I could get plenty of practice ;D
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:53, closed)

You'll need to be careful....
last winkie tiem we had she snapped. She's off at the menders at the mo, but a bit of araldite and a couple of days in the airing cupboard and she'll be right as rain.

On a very serious note indeed, our all you can eat chinese buffet they have a tape loop as well, but whenever I've been in I've never heard a gap between songs. I'm sure it's just one song that's hours long. It's like ELP* have done muzak.

*For the under 40's, 70's prog dinosaurs who did preposterously long songs.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:10, closed)

Sorry to here that
Tiny :( The true gent I am, I have supplied you with some very sexy ladies to ogle while she is being fixed, "feast" your eyes on these hun's -

www.anorexicmodel.com/

In response to your serious note, prog rock is normally the choice of most Chinese establishments, it must be in the bible for setting up a Chinese resteraunt. Not sure if my local one saw the humour of playing carpenters on loop, i'd liked to think so. Or it could of been a subliminal way of making people eat less.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:26, closed)

That...
is a little disturbing. I get the idea of them posing as models as some kind of personal image improvement thing, nonetheless that is a peculiar thing to see. And I don't fancy yours much. Or mine really if I'm honest.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:19, closed)

Good Lord!!!
I'm losing my touch. It's hear, not here.

Mental note to self:yearly service for grammar, spelling and pedantry detectors.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:23, closed)

Ooh you lying get!!
She isn't wearing stockings or suspenders or any funky underthings. Ooh you are such a fibber.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:28, closed)

Ah damit
you got me there Tiny. I was going to post the real pictures but the real Mrs. Arrow is a bit bigger than this and wouldn't fit in the shot. It was a shameless attempt at showing off by posting a picture of this cute honey.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:41, closed)

You sir...
are clearly a harlot. strumpet and lothario in one big package.

Not that kind of big package, although obviously you must have something that makes the ladies fall all over you. Literally in this case.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:48, closed)

Guilty as charged
It's called extra strong rohypnol.......Tiiiimmmmmbbbbbeeeerrr!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:02, closed)

what people don't realise
is that on any normal woman that ensemble would be a burka.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:00, closed)