My brother and I had a game
and to avoid being told off by our mum, we would hide upstairs and play it. We would play the highly ill-advised "Dart & Cushion game", the idea being that you take it in turns to throw a dart at each other, and try to block it with the cushion.
It was quite a gentle game really because we didn't throw the dart very hard.
Although one time, it bounced off his cushion and landed on his foot. So he picked it up and threw it hard. It would have bounced of my cushion, only my thumb was in the way. It stuck into the side of the joint in the middle of my thumb.

I was just about to scream when he dived on me, shoved me on to the bed and stuffed the cushion in my face so mum wouldn't hear us, and woebetide us if she found out we'd been playing that again; (You daft gets, you'll have each other's eyes out, you're not right in the head, don't catch me playing that again or you'll both get a bloody good hiding off your dad).

It was firmly stuck and I had to wedge my thumb on the top of the chest of drawers to pull the fucking thing out. After that, my thumb swelled up making it look like a bruised misplaced toe.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:05, 2 replies)

My brothers and I played similar games.
I managed to break a pane of glass in the front door with a dart -- we said it was like that when we got home.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:55, closed)

I keep thinking that Bruised Misplaced Toe would be a good name for a band...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:27, closed)