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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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do yourself a favour..An empty crisp bag isn't a substitute for a real condom..
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:28, 10 replies)
And that skin tag on your crudely reconstructed cloaca isn't a substitute for a real penis.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:31,
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He's a duck billed platypus, do I get my fiver now?(
number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:01,
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I'm pretty sure this* is an urban myth.Either that or some people should be sterilised.
*the use of chrisp packets as condom substitutes.
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:46, closed)
No, an empty crisp packet won't doLeave a few in, liven things up.
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:45, closed)
What about pringles?(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:22, closed)
How about a Walkers Sensations bag?..Ironic name and all...
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:19, closed)
Now thats just plain wrong..a DIY circumcision kit if ever I saw.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:32, closed)
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