Bedroom DisastersBig Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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"HURT ME!!"When I lived in halls at uni, you could hear a lot of what was going on in peoples rooms out in the hall way and in our kitchen.
One night one of the lads had managed to pull some girl on his course. Sat in our kitchen, we could all hear the bed squeaking and then we heard
"OH HURT ME.. OH HURT ME... HARDER.. HIT ME...AGAIN... OH GO ON.. OOOH HIT ME"
*bang*
"NOT THAT FUCKING HARD YOU STUPID TWAT!"
then the inevitable slam of the bedroom door as she stormed out 10 minutes later with tissues covering her nose.
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:00, 4 replies)
This kind of thing puzzles me.To like being hurt just enough seems like something you should forget about. That said, play-fighting has always pissed me off because surpressing the inbuilt urge to gouge eyes and the like is tough and makes me lose.
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:07, closed)
You see?Women NEVER know what they want. Crazy bitches.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:26, closed)
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