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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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I put it to you that if you have to think about doing something like that the bond is broken already
Now you just have a fuck buddy, not a wife. It's all rather sad and grubby really.
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:54, 2 replies)
nope
sorry, to disappoint.
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:55, closed)
You 've already said she was into it.
She was clearly somewhat bored with you.
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:00, closed)
ha ha
again, nope, sorry to disappoint :)

I can sense how you really really need to think this though
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:03, closed)
It's not me who had shit time watching my missus getting royally shagged while not being able to manage it
Those pictures will be in your head forever. And the disappointment.
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:08, closed)
wow
you sound genuinely pissed off! I can only apologise for upsetting you
but the fact you're getting so uptight and bitter about this is beginning to make me wonder, and you know what they say about the ones that protest too much ;)

put on a Heinz Keissling lounge track on youtube, you'll be chilled in no time
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmshV08kueo

I'm no expert but here's the thing. every woman has deep fantasies whether you like it or not. some women may compartmentalise them and hide them more than others. some may go through life never exploring them or even talking about them. but (in my humble opinion anyway) they're there.

If you ever get into a deep trusting relationship with a woman and she senses you are secure enough to handle it. she may, just may, open up to you about them. But from your attitude I don't see it happening any day soon.
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:13, closed)
^ beautifully put

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:24, closed)
That's right, bogusofficial, you tell him how he feels

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:27, closed)

If you'd watch your wife have the time of her life with another fella, while not getting it up yourself, then I'll wager that's a better guess as to how Clay feels than this macho facade he's putting on.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:01, closed)
you'll have to teach me how you can read minds like that
I also see in your version I now seem to have been unable to get it up. So not only do you know what I'm feeling but apparently you were also there and are able to contradict my version of events. Impressive . bravo that man ;). basically my story is: man went to sex club / man got bored and wished he'd stayed home. yeah, I sound like a regular macho stud don't I?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:08, closed)
roll up for the great internet hissy fit roll up roll up

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:08, closed)
Hiya
Ooh, I've seen this one before! it's a good one...

Want some popcorn ?
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:16, closed)

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