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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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not me
...this didn't happen to me but is worth a post. Back in school we had a friend called Mark. We were 5th years so about 15 at the time and one day he came in to school and said that last night he was lying bollock naked on his bed, pretending, god knows why, that he was pregnant, in labour, giving birth, queue lots of grunts, legs spread up in the air, push, push, push, push, push when suddenly his mum walks wondering what the noise is just as he with quite some force shits himself. Try explaining that one away....
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:00, 5 replies)
so what your saying is
boy shits himself in bed and cant hide it
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:14, closed)

No what I am saying is boy shits himself in bed just as his mother walks in whilst pretending to be pregnant and can't hide it.

I thought that was pretty obvious from what I wrote, dreadfully sorry if I managed to confuse you eh!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:10, closed)
actually what you should have added was....
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:22, closed)
I'm rather puzzled
about why any self-respecting 15-year-old male would admit to any part of that.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:30, closed)

funny thing was he was kinda proud when he told us and we kinda just thought well that is just Mark for you...
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:41, closed)

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