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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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After a night heavy on the beer and tzatziki...... when i was still living at home, my mum wanted to wake me up. At around 1pm.
Door opens, my eyes still closed, I hear my mum go: "Oh my god" and quickly shut the door again.
I then heard her dry-retching just outside. After a while she took a deep breath, opened the door again, wheezed a unconvincing "Good Morning!", proceeded hastily to the window, opened it wide and rushed out again.
It turned out later that the girl who had made the tzatziki got the measurements wrong and used 3 bulbs of garlic instead of 3 cloves.
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bierbelly, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:47,
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Pah!My dear old mother made the mistake of using 3 cloves raher than 3 bulbs once -- then we deided it tasted better so she carried on doing it.
I wish more people would eat more garlic, that way I could eat a yummy cheese and raw garlic sarnie for lunch and not be treated as if I had anthrax all day.
Heck, perhaps I ought to move to France? I think Eastern Europe might be OK too...
/me deams of more garlic
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