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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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You couldn't score in a brothel, let alone with the likes of a classy lady like Mrs V.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:15, 1 reply)
She's not that classy mate and she is so damn ugly that when she sits on a sand dune at the beach, the cats try to bury her.
I have scored in brothels many a time...x
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:29, closed)
FAIL.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:33, closed)
urm vag a word if you like
after they turn blue are you meant to keep them or hide them?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:42, closed)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:48, closed)
just thought that maybe you had er you know forgoton some thing important

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:59, closed)
No.
I always bring it with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:02, closed)
Mum..?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:50, closed)
Gran?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:51, closed)

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