Bedroom DisastersBig Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Staying over at an aquaintance's houseI had come in pretty pissed, stumbled into the spare room and fallen asleep. I woke up in the morning to a strange smell, which seemed to intensify as I rolled my feet off the end of the bed. I looked down to see that my left foot was hovering half an inch above a mouldy cat turd. I went to tell the owner of the house who just sighed and said "again?".
Now call me stupid if you want, but if my fully grown cat was consistantly shitting in the house, I'd do something about it.
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MatJ LOOK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:07,
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In the words of Queen,There's nothing you can nothing you can nothing you can do about it!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:37, closed)
Well,someone could pick it up and bin it?
(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:15, closed)
The best way to solve it is to inject some lead into its ear.with a .22 rimfire.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:26, closed)
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