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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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I'm a tall gentleman and i find it hard to fit into beds without curling up into some sort of ball.
My dad being the handy chap he is built both mine and my brothers bed by hand.
Several years later (insert wavy lines) I was spending some quality time with a lady and the boards supporting the matress snapped allowing gravity to take it its hold on our adult bonding.
I got a groin strain and her arse looked like lego.......
(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:37, Reply)
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