Halls of residence...
middle of the night, me and an ex were settling down in the lumpy single bed for the night, until she decides to start finding things to get paranoid about

Her attention focuses on a ray of light beaming through the shoddy curtains that wouldn't close properly, and decided its clearly a ghost. In an effort to shut her up I put my hand over her mouth and we both peer at the light, trying to make out i guess what shape of ghost it is, the concentration levels are intense...

...and in true halls of residence fashion, the fire alarm goes off.

The resulting shock and involuntary 'argh, its noticed we've noticed it' movements result in some of my fingers shoved down her throat. It took me a while to figure out what had just happened but for a few split seconds I was convinced It had slimed us

Never heard the end of it
(MaxZero ZeroMax, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:12, 4 replies)

Another argument for cutting tertiary education admission numbers by a factor of ten.
Dear Mr Gove, stop wasting your time pretending to have balls and playing at Thatcher-style union breaking and simply send these fucking dullwits down the pits instead of pissing money away trying to educate them. Yours etc etc etc etc.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:17, closed)

This could unite left and right
in a common cause.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:35, closed)

Half of the intellectual untermensch they send to university these days can't even tell their left from their right.
They can only navigate to their rooms by following their own personal stench.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:40, closed)

Ah, sweet.
You introduced her to Wolfbagging.
(Rsoles, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:10, closed)