When I was really drunk I totally got up in the middle of the night
and pissed all over the room in a big, slow circle, went to the wardrobe, took a shit in it, then gave my girlfriend anal using bleach and iron filings for lube, and then sleep-walked into my parents' bedroom and was sick all over my dad, who was humping the dog.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:24, 38 replies)

This is at least 36% more true than any other answer given this week.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:29, closed)

I'd say nearer 36.8%

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:33, closed)

I suggest we have a drawn out argument about it that quickly degenerates into personal abuse, threats and gazzes.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:36, closed)

me too
you cunt.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:42, closed)

I'm making a badge about you and putting it in my profile.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:46, closed)

* proud

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:07, closed)

If I shared AB's (borderling OCD) list-making habit
then I'd probably have made a collection of the various profile badges that people have made for me. Some of them have been Very Angry Indeed.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:10, closed)

And what do you call this act?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:36, closed)

"The Vag"

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:42, closed)

U iz Lolwacky Vag....

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:42, closed)

Who would you like to have alone with you in your bedroom?









( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:08, closed)

I was
going to come back every five minutes to click on my own name. But I really can't be bothered.

And frankly, even I don't really want to be alone in a bedroom with me. I'm a crap wank.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:24, closed)

Awww
I think you were just fine Scarpe, although more lube next time.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:26, closed)

Could we have the question written by somebody whose first language approximates English?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:36, closed)

So i missed a word out.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:38, closed)

Fuck a doodle doo Dr.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:39, closed)

Is that the one that talks to animals?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:39, closed)

You're thinking of the mad cat lady from the Simpsons.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:58, closed)

Is Dr Shambolic a pedantic tosser.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:56, closed)

I think this 1 may be a bit biased.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:12, closed)

"Dr."

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:16, closed)

Hahaa
Just cunt off to the merry land of fuck will you....

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( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:34, closed)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeHQA-9aaD4
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:22, closed)

Who?

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:51, closed)

Gimme the news.
I got a bad case, of lovin' you.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:46, closed)

I clicked my self
but I don't know who the other was. Sounds a bit rapey to me.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:43, closed)

MMM rapey....

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:54, closed)

Yes?

( gone, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:17, closed)

Wasn't Rapey one of the seven dwarfs?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:36, closed)

No
he was the conductor in 'On the busses', I think.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:58, closed)

See Scaryduck voted for himself.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:37, closed)

Couldn't he just edit the entire post and replace it with one of him and his bitches chillin in a jacuzzi?
edit: please
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:50, closed)

If I were in that poll
I'd be winning.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:00, closed)

If your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle.
Now get the kettle on, there's a dear.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:14, closed)

Unless those five votes are from UTOL or GMOS then you're wasting your vote.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:08, closed)

who are these 6 people?
Gaz me and we'll talk. I have wine.

I don't really, but I can stick the kettle on and I have a packet of chocolate hob nobs
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:28, closed)

I see AB and the witch have cast their votes.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:56, closed)

And then Scooby and the gang showed up!
www.youjizz.com/videos/scooby-doo-xxx-part-1of-2-2210193.html#

(very NSFW, in case you hadn't noticed)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:03, closed)