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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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One bloke on our work team was gay
Not flamboyantly so, not camp, but some people hadn't quite caught on. In particular, one shaven-headed mongoloid.
"i just don't get why you would go in dry," the bloke declared loudly one day while reading The Sun. There was an article on male rape, and it had grabbed this guy's attention. "Urgh! Why?"
Some around him looked uneasy, a few eyes flicked around. "give it a rest," someone yelled.
"But I don't get it!" he still shouted. "WHY would you go in dry?"
And from the corner of the office, sipping from a pink mug, came a gentle voice:
"Better grip."

The slow grinding in the mongoloid's head as he put two and two together was audible.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:59, 5 replies)
Seems a perfectly valid question to me.
The orifice designed for the entry of a penis is, after all, self-lubricating -- which seems to suggest that lubrication is a good idea.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 17:36, closed)
I'm not sure that rape has got anything to do with a pleasurable, sexual experience.

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:43, closed)
So why do it?
If you want to shove your cock into something dry and painful I'm sure abusing an animal will get you less prison time.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:23, closed)
Rape isn't about sex.
It's about dominating the other person and subjecting them to your will.

Something like that, anyway. I'm not a rapist.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:34, closed)
That's kind-of my point though.
I'd say it's pretty normal to wonder why someone would want to have painful sex with a partner who doesn't want it.
Tha was why I replied in the first place -- I didn't think your workmate asked anything stupid or in any way a disaster.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:26, closed)

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