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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Perhaps a roasted legume?
I've had all sorts of disasters in the bedroom, from teenage fires, to ejaculating with the window cleaner.

I shall keep this short and sweet.

I was boffing a bird.

We had a fall out.

I boffed a new girl.

Old girl came to my (halls of residence) room demanding laptop back.

New bird got stuffed in wardrobe.

Old bird did tour of duty checking room.

We made up the next day. However I did find out that telling her I creamed my cracker in the canine position meant that position was never on the books again. For 3 years. Good job I guess... fucking hate it.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:59, 2 replies)
Who did you make up with?
The girl you shoved in the wardrobe, or the girl whose laptop you stole?
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:59, closed)
"ejaculating with the window cleaner"
... intriguing. Tell us more, I think...
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:34, closed)

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