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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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I reckon
If you were a lad in that situation -- wetted your wick but didn't pop -- then you'd claim that you'd "done it" but deep down would worry that it "didn't count".

Thinking back, I know I was going to spaff whatever the hell happened - the house could have collapsed around us, the Last Trump could have sounded, the entire Songs Of Praise crew could have turned up wanting to film in the room, nothing would have stopped me pounding away until the deed was complete.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:09, 3 replies)
moon monkey is leading.

(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:11, closed)

...the three-legged race at the leper colony?
...you by the dog collar?
...the grate?
...a horse to water?
...the last stage of the Tour de France?
...a blameless life?

What are you saying here?
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:29, closed)
I think the pronounciation may be awry
You should be leaning more in the direction of

...stained glass windows
...old pipework
...church roofs

etc.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:00, closed)
cf. "The Grate"

(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:05, closed)
...Or until she woke up...

(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:09, closed)
I hate to admit it but
Moon Monkey is right. I technically did lose my virginity, but as I didn't see it through to the bitter end, I was always slightly disappointed.

STILL LOST IT, YO!
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:32, closed)
Well I conceed to the consensus.
I had no concerns about the finish my first time, start and end were virtually indistinguishable.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:18, closed)

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