How on earth could you lean out of bed to reach something, overbalance and then hit the ground arse first?
That doesn't make any sense.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:55, 2 replies)

Come now
I often flip 180 degrees when leaning naked across to the bedside table that for some reason I leave so far from the bed as to be impossibly inconvenient to reach without risking something inserting itself in my arse by accident. It happens to the best of us.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:58, closed)

Well, since you put it like that....

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:34, closed)

Whilst doing the "porno flip"?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:57, closed)

Is that like
the Monster Mash?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:00, closed)

Buttered arse?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:36, closed)

Should have
tied a cat to it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:42, closed)

Hahaha

( snee held his breath since, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:17, closed)