Yeah course it was, Richard Gere.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:46, 1 reply)

No, you don't understand.
It's easy to explain. I was just cleaning the hamster cage and I needed somewhere safe to keep him so he didn't escape while I had the gate open. So I put him in a condom. but then I realised he may still be able to run, so I lubed the condom up so that if he tried to, it would just slide under his feet and gain no traction. Then I put it on bench while I carried on. Unfortunately I dropped some hamster food down the front of my underwear though, so I pulled them down to shake it out but it just went down into my shoes, so I had to sit down to take my shoes off and...well...see, that's how the lubed up hamster filled condom ended up inside me.

It's perfectly obvious really.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:52, closed)

we understand dont we fellas ?
it happens to the best of some times and well this one time at band camp there was some jelled eels and this ocarina and ..... well lets just say after that i never ever used the ocarina again
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:40, closed)

Indeed. For example, I've just this minute bent down to tie my shoelace
and a Class 1 articulated car transporter drove right up my anus.
(square go, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:23, closed)