Reminded me of this one
A guy is strolling through a graveyard when he sees a young woman weeping quietly by a fresh grave. They get talking, and she tells him that her husband has just been buried.

"That's terrible," says the guy, "Was he a young man?"

"No," she replies, "He was 87. But he had a young soul, and we had a wonderful marriage. We used to make love to the rhythm of the church bells every Sunday morning."

She paused, thinking back to the wonderful times they had had together.

"And if that fire-engine hadn't come past last Sunday, he'd still be with me today..."
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:27, 3 replies)

Shit jokes ftw

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:30, closed)

Jesus that's old. Fire engines haven't had bells for decades.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:10, closed)

Fire engines I
bells sex
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:57, closed)

for decades ever
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:07, closed)

don't you make fun of old Dr. Mutton chops.
He is hairy and virile. Like a sexy love ape.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:15, closed)

Cheers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:50, closed)

I hate you, double-m.
[online sadface of sadness]
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:49, closed)

I want to bum you.
[online cock of horniness]
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:15, closed)

Not if I bum you first.
*bums*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:03, closed)

Cheers

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:21, closed)