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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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I've just turned the lappy upside down and this still doesn't make sense.

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:58, 3 replies)
Do, please take the time to figure it out for yourself.
Otherwise you're spoiling it for everyone else.
Otherwise gaz me for the easter eggs.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:01, closed)
I, for one, am outraged by Mr. A Badger's contribution
it takes away from the poorly written non-story above.

Yours
"Bovvered" in Bristol
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:04, closed)
Why,
thank you.
Ms. Proops suggests you take your umbrage @ mumsnet.
EDIT: I stand corrected - thanks Shambles.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:07, closed)
And how, pray, does one take one's umbrage "out" anywhere?
You fucking oik. If you don't know how to use a word then don't use it.

That leaves you with ... what ... seven words. Should be enough to beg for food and whimper to mistress to stop kicking you.

edit: you're still wrong, you ridiculous halfwit
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:23, closed)
As far as I can work out, you're boasting about fucking an underager.

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:08, closed)
No. That was the other guy (Roomy).
AFAIK PYT was definitely of legal rooting age.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:13, closed)
So, you're saying that you're friends with a peadophile?

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:14, closed)
No. Not any longer.
& you?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:23, closed)
Internet defence no 345 here students the 'NO U'.

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:25, closed)
Aren't you just the British Press.

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 6:05, closed)

this still doesn't make sense
loads of dried spunk, crisps and biscuit crumbs fell out.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:05, closed)
*big fives*

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:08, closed)
He got leathered by a stoodent for drinking some stoodent booze. The end.
Only ... you know ... with more excuses and @s and []s and ()s and random bold text and an [imaginary] girl to make it look like he wasn't @ home alone (stealing booze) while everybody else was out (having fun).

Hope this (helps).
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:17, closed)

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