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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Aww ... you feeling lonely again, Shambles?

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:05, 1 reply)
I don't think I've ever felt lonely.
Do people only post on here because they're lonely? That would explain a lot.

It might even explain the massive great big poo.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:10, closed)
This little thread nicely sums up the two type of people who regularly post on qotw.
It should be added to the FAQ, or something.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:20, closed)
There are only two types of people:
those who understand binary, those who don't, and ... wait.

Hang on.

Oh.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:25, closed)
Someone should put that joke on a t-shirt.

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:26, closed)
I went to a "gig" once which consisted of bearded men taking it in turns to use a laptop to make noise
(seriously - this isn't me being old - there was no rhythm at all - it was just different forms of white noise).

The audience was entirely men, most of them bespectacled and beareded, one of whom had a t-shirt on with a line of HTML code on it. I saw another guy compliment him on it. My mate and I managed to stay for nearly a pint before leaving, utterly, utterly bamboozled.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:33, closed)
I've got the ruby reference book tattooed on my buttocks.

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:39, closed)
Don't take your love to town...

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:47, closed)
Not the best place to go on the pull, then?
Unless 40 year old virgins are your thing, I guess.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:45, closed)
I'M STILL THIRTY NINE YOU HORRID BULLY

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:46, closed)
Lonely people and people who are obsessed with great big sloppy plops?

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:40, closed)
I think the loneliness would be the result of the obsession
rather than the cause.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:44, closed)
But I think being covered in ploppies might result in loneliness.
It's like a vicious circle. A vicious poo circle.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:47, closed)
a) people who view b3ta as a place for irreverent comedy
(found on /board if they have any artistic talent/aspirations or a cracked copy of photoshop, on /talk if not)
b) people who take qotw seriously
(found on /off topic)

As I see it, those in group a derive much of their enjoyment from hurling casual insults, whilst those in group b are somewhat thin skinned and prefer a more supportive community. This is probably best shown by posting threads on /off topic and /talk, asking what people are having for lunch.

Just my 2p worth.

Regards big sloppy plops, group a will use this as a source of amusement, whilst scat-fanciers will be drawn out of hiding in group b.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:59, closed)
So what you're saying is that I need to start some more threads about poo?

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:02, closed)
I won't stop you,
but neither do I want to set you off.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:05, closed)
Whatever happens in the next twenty four hours
the world will hold you to blame.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:26, closed)

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