Someone should put that joke on a t-shirt.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:26, 1 reply)

I went to a "gig" once which consisted of bearded men taking it in turns to use a laptop to make noise
(seriously - this isn't me being old - there was no rhythm at all - it was just different forms of white noise).

The audience was entirely men, most of them bespectacled and beareded, one of whom had a t-shirt on with a line of HTML code on it. I saw another guy compliment him on it. My mate and I managed to stay for nearly a pint before leaving, utterly, utterly bamboozled.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:33, closed)

I've got the ruby reference book tattooed on my buttocks.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:39, closed)

Don't take your love to town...

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:47, closed)

Not the best place to go on the pull, then?
Unless 40 year old virgins are your thing, I guess.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:45, closed)

I'M STILL THIRTY NINE YOU HORRID BULLY

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:46, closed)