A really really massive great big ploppy. All pooey and that.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:04, 28 replies)

Aww ... you feeling lonely again, Shambles?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:05, closed)

I don't think I've ever felt lonely.
Do people only post on here because they're lonely? That would explain a lot.

It might even explain the massive great big poo.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:10, closed)

This little thread nicely sums up the two type of people who regularly post on qotw.
It should be added to the FAQ, or something.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:20, closed)

There are only two types of people:
those who understand binary, those who don't, and ... wait.

Hang on.

Oh.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:25, closed)

Someone should put that joke on a t-shirt.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:26, closed)

I went to a "gig" once which consisted of bearded men taking it in turns to use a laptop to make noise
(seriously - this isn't me being old - there was no rhythm at all - it was just different forms of white noise).

The audience was entirely men, most of them bespectacled and beareded, one of whom had a t-shirt on with a line of HTML code on it. I saw another guy compliment him on it. My mate and I managed to stay for nearly a pint before leaving, utterly, utterly bamboozled.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:33, closed)

I've got the ruby reference book tattooed on my buttocks.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:39, closed)

Don't take your love to town...

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:47, closed)

Not the best place to go on the pull, then?
Unless 40 year old virgins are your thing, I guess.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:45, closed)

I'M STILL THIRTY NINE YOU HORRID BULLY

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:46, closed)

Lonely people and people who are obsessed with great big sloppy plops?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:40, closed)

I think the loneliness would be the result of the obsession
rather than the cause.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:44, closed)

But I think being covered in ploppies might result in loneliness.
It's like a vicious circle. A vicious poo circle.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:47, closed)

a) people who view b3ta as a place for irreverent comedy
(found on /board if they have any artistic talent/aspirations or a cracked copy of photoshop, on /talk if not)
b) people who take qotw seriously
(found on /off topic)

As I see it, those in group a derive much of their enjoyment from hurling casual insults, whilst those in group b are somewhat thin skinned and prefer a more supportive community. This is probably best shown by posting threads on /off topic and /talk, asking what people are having for lunch.

Just my 2p worth.

Regards big sloppy plops, group a will use this as a source of amusement, whilst scat-fanciers will be drawn out of hiding in group b.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:59, closed)

So what you're saying is that I need to start some more threads about poo?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:02, closed)

I won't stop you,
but neither do I want to set you off.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:05, closed)

Whatever happens in the next twenty four hours
the world will hold you to blame.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:26, closed)

Cunt off.
Cunty boy.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:42, closed)

Hooray!
It's the town thpethul!

Dance for us, idiot child!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:46, closed)

Oh do please
feel free to try to make me feel mocked...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:49, closed)

Awww. Is it sulky idiot day today?
I much prefer incoherent angry idiot or delusional wannabe troll idiot.

How dreary.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:51, closed)

Dreary is as dreary does.
Right?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:55, closed)

Christ you're dull

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:20, closed)

i take no pride in these
TYPES OF POO

Ghost Poo:
You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the
toilet. Where is it?

Teflon Poo:
So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the
toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.

Goo Poo:
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you
still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your
underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the
toilet.

Second Thoughts Poo:
You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise...
there's more to come.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo:
This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out
until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard.
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:27, closed)

You horrid bully.
You wouldn't pick on somebody because they have no legs so you shouldn't pick on somebody just because they have no wit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:27, closed)

Shut it, stumpy
Me and Dullard here were having a nice conversation about how much of a fucking imbecile he is, and then you had to get all righteous and leggy on it. FFS
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:31, closed)

I MUST BE STOPPED

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 12:00, closed)

*puts a stick in your wheels*

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 12:10, closed)