Bedroom Disasters
Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Awww. Is it sulky idiot day today?
I much prefer incoherent angry idiot or delusional wannabe troll idiot.
How dreary.
( , Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:51, 1 reply)
I much prefer incoherent angry idiot or delusional wannabe troll idiot.
How dreary.
( , Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:51, 1 reply)
i take no pride in these
TYPES OF POO
Ghost Poo:
You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the
toilet. Where is it?
Teflon Poo:
So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the
toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.
Goo Poo:
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you
still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your
underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the
toilet.
Second Thoughts Poo:
You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise...
there's more to come.
Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo:
This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out
until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard.
( , Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:27, closed)
TYPES OF POO
Ghost Poo:
You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the
toilet. Where is it?
Teflon Poo:
So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the
toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.
Goo Poo:
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you
still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your
underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the
toilet.
Second Thoughts Poo:
You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise...
there's more to come.
Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo:
This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out
until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard.
( , Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:27, closed)
You horrid bully.
You wouldn't pick on somebody because they have no legs so you shouldn't pick on somebody just because they have no wit.
( , Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:27, closed)
You wouldn't pick on somebody because they have no legs so you shouldn't pick on somebody just because they have no wit.
( , Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:27, closed)
Shut it, stumpy
Me and Dullard here were having a nice conversation about how much of a fucking imbecile he is, and then you had to get all righteous and leggy on it. FFS
( , Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:31, closed)
Me and Dullard here were having a nice conversation about how much of a fucking imbecile he is, and then you had to get all righteous and leggy on it. FFS
( , Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:31, closed)
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