The quadruple bacon cheeseburger kiev
My time as a student has been well spent studying diligently drinking and inventing culinary concoctions; some, unsurprisingly, ended up in the bin while I went to the kebab van (curry made with an out of date tin of spam and tesco value curry sauce anyone?) while others were more successful.

The quadruple bacon cheeseburger kiev is my current proudest achievement: think quadruple bacon cheeseburger in terms of ingredients, chicken kiev in terms of structure.

You will need:
Approx 1lb minced beef
a few rashers of bacon
some cheese
bread (may need to cut horizontally in order to fit)

1)Form the beef into two burgers
2)Plonk a nice generous helping of cheese and chopped bacon onto the middle of one
3)Slap the other burger on the top
4)Join the edges together
5)Fry for bloody ages, up to about half an hour depending on how much fat is in the pan

Definitely fits into the 'best' category, however the day I made the mistake of cooking and eating two is a contender for the 'worst'; as tasty as they were, they left me with the desire to do nothing other than stay sat in my chair waiting for the inevitable heart attack
(madsporkmurderer, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:36, 5 replies)

I believe this is called
a Juicy Lucy
(Ace McAce Where we're going, we don't need roads, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:38, closed)

Damn Americans
I should have known that my ability to induce heart attacks would be upstaged; I doubt anyone has marketed chilli con melted spatula though, I made that once
(madsporkmurderer, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:43, closed)

*clutches left arm at the thought of this*

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 26 May 2011, 14:42, closed)

this food makes me tingly!
just on the one side, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:43, closed)

For fuck's sake.
One meal does not a heart attack make.
Why the fuck do people think it necessary to mention "heart attack" every time they eat something with a bit of fat in it?
Stop being ignorant cunts and enjoy the fucking food.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:43, closed)